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'Twas the Night of Hetalia

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'Twas the day before christmas,
And all threw the world, 
Not a country was stirring,
Cept for Italy's cute curl.
He looked out to Germany,
And said with a sigh,
"This Santa sure sounds like a magical guy~"
Germany sighed in a voice so gruff,
"A man like zat must be really tough."
Threw out the whole building
the countries about
Were preparing for Christmas
With absolutely no doubts.
Russia was clearing icycles 
Outside With his pipe,
And Poland,Lithuania,
and Latvia cried.
England made cookies,
What a really bad choice,
And France was singing carols,
With an elegant voice.
America was decorating
The huge ass tree,
And Japan was planning
With Germany. 
Canada and Kumajiro
built snowmen
And Greece was already
Asleep by then.
China and Turkey were hanging 
the stockings so neat,
While Hungary made 
A christmas feast.
Sealand hung garland around the clean couch,
Till Romano stepped on his foot, YEOUCH!
Spain was lighting candles so bright,
While Finland wished everyone a really good night.
Austria played music so beautiful,
And suddenly Italy heard,"HO HO HO"
Everyone looked out of the window,
So clear,
To see a mineature sleigh
And 8 mighty deer.
"ITS SANTA ITS SANTA!" Italy cried
As the man from the sleigh 
Parked out in the drive.
The man went to the door ignoring his sleigh,
And instead of HO HO HO
It was KESESE~
Italy flew open the door
Only to say,"Wha~?"
For standing there with goodies 
Was the AWESOME PRUSSIA!
He let out a laugh and entered the place,
And wiped off some snow from off his face.
He said in a voice 
So scratchy and cold,
"I've decided to be nice..so here u go"
Prussia handed out presents 
That filled everyone with glee
But mostly happy,
Was little Italy
Germany got colorful socks,
And Sealand got a musical box.
Turkey got a new Christmas fez 
And Prussia put a pillow 
Under Greece's head.
England got a new cook book,
And France got some Roses,
With no thorns to hook.
Russia got vodka,
Coal for Romano 
And Latvia,Poland,and Lithuania 
got Oreos 
America got pistols 
With his initials engraved in,
Japan got manga and ice cream
And yen.
China got a Hello Kitty Doll
Hungary got a frying pan,
And Finland something to make him look tall (Myeh)
And Canada got something to make him stand out,
And Spain tomatoes, that made romano pout.
Sealand got to be a country at last,
Tho now he had to pay taxes which were vast.
And lastly for Italy,
Which made his eyes gleam
A snow globe of everyone smiling and singing.
And as Prussia left he turned and said,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!"
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